There may be a lot of residual sympathy for the little guy.

The fight would come to a crest when the candidates start comparing themselves to Pluto as the "underdog" Pluto's a dog. Get it?

From there, the story could tangent off to anywhere. Is exclusion of Kuiper Belt objects akin to a prejudice? And if so, is it more like racism or sexism? If it's more like a rock then a planet, was it intelligently designed? Should we subject all celestial bodies to some sort of standardized testing system? Should it be the next destination after the Chinese beat us to Mars?

Most importantly, what does Oprah think?<<

I clipped the article today (here),but I just found this and it's definitely funnier

Woof woof!

I still miss Uranus. (no pun intended)