Man urinates way out of avalanche.


	Man urinates way out of avalanche.

Darth_Cookies

7-7-2007 7:21 PM

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man, urination, unusual, thinker, avalanche, snow

Darth_Cookies says:

Clever thinking. I would've tried pouring the beer, but that probably wouldn't work well. By the time I'd have to go to the bathroom, it'd probably be to late.

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7-7-2007 8:51 PM

kkcapricorn

This is just begging to be popped.

7-7-2007 9:18 PM

vampy2

must remember to put beer in my car just in case

7-8-2007 5:36 PM

tidbit2

Slovak man for it ,they love their drink

7-9-2007 3:27 AM

RecordSage

Sounds like a Borat story...

7-9-2007 10:51 PM

BartendingBear

I love it when coincidences such as this present themselves to me.

7-9-2007 11:59 PM

Darth_Cookies

Nice find, Bear! Heh heh.

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