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My complaint about Pres. Barrack H Obama

I've got a beef with Pres. Barrack H Obama. But first, I'm going to jump ahead a bit and talk in general terms about how I hail as a benefactor every writer or speaker, every person who on the platform or in book, magazine, or newspaper, with merciless severity strives to make a genuine contribution to human society. Then, I'll back up and fill in some of the details. Okay, so to start with the general stuff, if it were up to Pres. Obama, schoolchildren would be taught reading, 'riting, and racism. To say merely that I, hardheaded cynic that I am, am not particularly fond of him is a vast understatement.

I realize that the tone of this letter may be making some people feel uneasy. However, even if you're somewhat uncomfortable reading about Pres. Obama's filthy, footling maneuvers please don't blame me for them. I'm not the one destroying our moral fiber. I'm not the one turning doofuses loose aga