9 Telltale Signs You're Probably an Asshole


	9 Telltale Signs You're Probably an Asshole
tabsey
11-29-2007 6:47 AM
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humour
tabsey says:
Takes all kinds!
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11-29-2007 1:51 PM
rfnajera
Wow... That... That doesn't sound like Jesus.
11-29-2007 4:34 PM
kkcapricorn
"Oh what a wonderful world..."
11-30-2007 4:56 AM
swampfoxz
Another great find.
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</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.themishmash.com/2007/11/8-telltale-sign.html"><div align="center"><img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.themishmash.com/img/4C82F52C-BDB8-4F07-977A-9BB78F165985" alt="Bumper" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.themishmash.com/2007/11/8-telltale-sign.html"><P>6. Rather than the pedestrian 'Beware of Dog' sign you instead opt for this:</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.themishmash.com/2007/11/8-telltale-sign.html"><div align="center"><img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.themishmash.com/img/3F77757C-B350-4840-8C91-20E5431350B0" alt="Bite" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.themishmash.com/2007/11/8-telltale-sign.html"><P>7. You have a five year old do your dirty work.</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.themishmash.com/2007/11/8-telltale-sign.html"><div align="center"><img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.themishmash.com/img/08DB3A4A-6F39-445B-BC8D-8823654C0605" alt="Kid" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.themishmash.com/2007/11/8-telltale-sign.html"><P>8. You think you have all the answers.</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.themishmash.com/2007/11/8-telltale-sign.html"><div align="center"><img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.themishmash.com/img/F5E3FEBD-D8C4-49E8-B0E2-5A97FFFEFF50" alt="Whoa" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.themishmash.com/2007/11/8-telltale-sign.html"><P>9. One obnoxious purchase is not enough.</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.themishmash.com/2007/11/8-telltale-sign.html"><div align="center"><img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.themishmash.com/img/D086CFE8-ADCC-4A2D-AE1E-841784B2F8CF" alt="Excess" /></div></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/039B8083-82C8-44F0-BF16-F59CC80E3532/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>
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