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	Kid Quotes

TwilaMarie

1-20-2008 9:18 AM

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TwilaMarie says:

Sometimes kids say things in innocence that are simply hilarious

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3-2-2008 9:20 AM

Aribeth

I wish someone we knew would die so we could leave them flowers

3-2-2008 10:38 AM

bignosemousie

"Don't kid me, Mom, I know they're my feet."

LOL!

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Sometimes kids say things in innocence that are simply hilarious.</blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.rinkworks.com/said/kidquotes.shtml"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"> "When you were my age, you was just a baby!" -- <EM>5 year old.</EM><P>
</P></LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.rinkworks.com/said/kidquotes.shtml"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"> "And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us some email."
	-- <EM>4 year old girl, misquoting the Lord's Prayer</EM><P>
</P></LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.rinkworks.com/said/kidquotes.shtml"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"> "I wish someone we knew would die so we could leave them flowers."
	-- <EM>6 year old girl, upon seeing flowers in a cemetery.</EM><P>
</P></LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.rinkworks.com/said/kidquotes.shtml"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"> "Mommy, you said it would be a shot; instead it was a needle!" --
	<EM>Boy, overheard at the hospital</EM><P>
</P></LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.rinkworks.com/said/kidquotes.shtml"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"> "Don't kid me, Mom, I know they're my feet." -- <EM>3 year old son,
	when his mother told him his shoes were on the wrong feet</EM><P>
</P></LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.rinkworks.com/said/kidquotes.shtml"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"> "Tell me when you're asleep, ok?" -- <EM>7 year old son, overheard
	talking to his 5 year old brother.</EM><P>
</P></LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.rinkworks.com/said/kidquotes.shtml"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"> "Daddy, did your hair slip?" -- <EM>3 year old son, to his bald but
	long bearded father</EM><P>
</P></LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.rinkworks.com/said/kidquotes.shtml"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"> "Do they look after the Pokemon?" -- <EM>City kid, when asked what a
	gamekeeper does.</EM><P>
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	instructed to hold up two fingers if any of them had to go to the
	bathroom</EM><P>
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