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	What is Normal?

thisnamecantbetaken

3-8-2008 11:59 PM

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normal, person, disorder, npd

thisnamecantbetaken says:

What a horrible affliction!

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3-9-2008 12:06 AM

kkcapricorn

DSM XV? Skipped quite a number of editions there.

That is not a normal thing. There may be hope for the author, yet.

3-9-2008 12:57 AM

tanyamm

Oh God no! I'm normal. Is there any help or hope for me? What do I do now? What should I do? You who believe in prayer can maybe say a prayer for me. Personnaly I don't but, whatever turns your crank. In the meantime I will find a quiet corner to hide in.

3-9-2008 1:06 AM

thisnamecantbetaken

Oh God no! I'm normal. Is there any help or hope for me?

Stick with me. I'll have you cured in no time.

3-9-2008 1:32 AM

carrerinyes

DSM XV....????? There must be some preventative help, treatment or pill we can take...?

3-9-2008 5:38 AM

michellezm

I breath a sigh of relief - this is the one disorder I don't suffer from.

3-9-2008 11:00 AM

debbyski

I tried being normal once and I didn't like it

3-9-2008 5:03 PM

swampfoxz

Have a bowl of "Count Chocula" and beer.You'll feel better.

3-12-2008 7:47 AM

skwirlinator

LOL
I know people like that

3-12-2008 7:47 AM

skwirlinator

They usually fear me

3-12-2008 1:46 PM

tidbit2

how about calling everything a disorder disorder

3-12-2008 9:36 PM

debbyski

or we are just all fucked up.

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