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	Insults

skwirlinator

1-30-2007 6:11 AM

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1-30-2007 12:50 PM

bignosemousie

Her only flair is in her nostrils. -- Pauline Kael

Ha! These are great.

1-30-2007 1:33 PM

skwirlinator

Theres many, many more at the source. Great for comment comebacks too.

1-30-2007 4:29 PM

bignosemousie

Skwirl, we should have a big argument so we can practice these in action.

1-31-2007 7:15 AM

Socratoad

1-31-2007 8:14 PM

geeknoob

What, no one has a hamster for a mother, nor a father that smells of elderberries?

2-1-2007 12:28 AM

missangelyss

Fabulous! I'll have to remember a few of these if ever I find myself in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.

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