Cats Found Via Satellite

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<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/b4aebbb1-22ed-4cdf-9322-a5aeb20a010a/02E2E5DA-FD4D-4CFC-AE5E-5738C165BD1D/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://www.null-hypothesis.co.uk/science/spoof/news-flash/cats_found_nasa_satellite_satire" href="http://www.null-hypothesis.co.uk/science/spoof/news-flash/cats_found_nasa_satellite_satire" style="font-size: 11px;">www.null-hypothesis.co.uk</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.null-hypothesis.co.uk/science/spoof/news-flash/cats_found_nasa_satellite_satire"><div align="center"><img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.null-hypothesis.co.uk/img/201709FF-68B7-4107-BC94-C9DF786D1C08" alt="Cats Found Via Satellite" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.null-hypothesis.co.uk/science/spoof/news-flash/cats_found_nasa_satellite_satire"><DIV>Cats Found Via Satellite</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.null-hypothesis.co.uk/science/spoof/news-flash/cats_found_nasa_satellite_satire"><DIV>
NASA has revealed that some of its satellites are being used to trace lost cats in urban neighbourhoods. </DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.null-hypothesis.co.uk/science/spoof/news-flash/cats_found_nasa_satellite_satire"><DIV>
The news was broken following weeks of increased satellite activity, which has been logged by amateur astronomy bloggers.</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.null-hypothesis.co.uk/science/spoof/news-flash/cats_found_nasa_satellite_satire"><DIV>
NASA has chosen to break the news now rather than risk a national scandal. “It’s important to note that we are using redundant satellites for this purpose, but at no point is the safety of the globe at risk”, a spokesperson stated.</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.null-hypothesis.co.uk/science/spoof/news-flash/cats_found_nasa_satellite_satire"><DIV>
Local veterinary groups are hiring the technology to track special chips that are routinely put into new pet cats to prevent theft. The satellites can pinpoint the animal to the nearest metre, allowing them to be located and reunited with their owners.</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.null-hypothesis.co.uk/science/spoof/news-flash/cats_found_nasa_satellite_satire"><DIV align="left"><FONT size="2" face="Arial"><A href="http://astore.amazon.co.uk/nullhypoththe-21" target="_blank"><IMG width="150" vspace="8" hspace="8" height="200" align="right" src="http://www.null-hypothesis.co.uk/photos/00_NullBookshop.png" alt="" /></A></FONT><FONT size="2"><FONT face="Arial"></FONT><FONT size="2" face="Arial">“It means a hell of a lot to the owners and helps save lives”, said Malcolm Fisher, head veterinarian at the Mount Simba Animal Hospital. “There are so many satellites up there; it’s just a question of which one we log into at the time.”</FONT>
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