How to be annoying online


	How to be annoying online

babygirl2882

9-3-2007 3:25 AM

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9-3-2007 6:40 AM

mugofcoffee

liked points 6 & 7 more...

9-3-2007 10:07 AM

jonhatespigeons

Genius, I love it....

Check out the timewaster work of Robin Cooper: http://www.robincooper.co.uk/index.php?page=welcome

This kind of humour appeals to me immensely.

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YOUR MESSAGES IN ALL CAPS AND DON'T USE RETURNS SO THAT EVERYONE
HAS TO SCROLL ACROSS THEIR SCREENS TO READ EVERY LINE. ALSO USE
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