Here's what the Irish think

An email from Ireland to all of their brethren in the States...a point to ponder despite your political
affiliation:

'We, in Ireland, can't figure out why you people are even bothering to hold an election in the United
States.

On one side, you had a pants wearing female lawyer, married to another lawyer who can't seem to keep his
pants on, who just lost a long and heated primary against a lawyer, who goes to the wrong church, who is
married to yet another lawyer, who doesn't even like the country her husband wants to run !

Now...On the other side, you have a nice old war hero whose name starts with the appropriate 'Mc'
termi...

Here's what the Irish think

An email from Ireland to all of their brethren in the States...a point to ponder despite your political
affiliation:

'We, in Ireland, can't figure out why you people are even bothering to hold an election in the United
States.

On one side, you had a pants wearing female lawyer, married to another lawyer who can't seem to keep his
pants on, who just lost a long and heated primary against a lawyer, who goes to the wrong church, who is
married to yet another lawyer, who doesn't even like the country her husband wants to run !

Now...On the other side, you have a nice old war hero whose name starts with the appropriate 'Mc'
terminology, married to a good looking younger woman who owns a beer distributorship !!

What in God's name are ya lads thinkin over in the colonies !?!