Three Proofs That Jesus Was . . .


	Three Proofs That Jesus Was . . .

disenchantedcitizen

8-24-2009 10:27 PM

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humor, religion

disenchantedcitizen says:

Here's an opportunity to take some time out for humor.

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8-25-2009 3:44 PM

tanyamm

Jesus was truly an inter-racial person.

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2. He never held a steady job
3. His last request was a drink
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