Proctologists On Health Care Reform


	Proctologists On Health Care Reform

merrie

8-26-2009 1:15 AM

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ama analysis, healthcare reform, proctologists humor/satire

merrie says:

The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say "no".

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in Washington.

Patterico's Pontifications

http://patterico.com/2009/08/25/procotologists-on-obamacare/

Proctologists on ObamaCare … and other decidedly-not-serious medical views. "

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8-26-2009 8:32 PM

mountainpalm

Someone has alot of time on their hands...LOL......but the
comedy relief was really appreciated.

Life is getting difficult these days. thanks for the humor!

8-26-2009 8:46 PM

merrie

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