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4-23-2008 9:00 AM

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4-23-2008 12:35 PM

meancookie89

if so make alkohal available to me uuuuuuuuuu forget it ill just break into the wine cubby again!

4-23-2008 2:22 PM

michellezm

if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we have
absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. Coli) - bacteria
found in faeces.

Ag koek, sies, nee! Die drol is in die drinkwater ne?