<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/5a1ba13a-aa6a-4220-8da2-61cc1e09f8e9/00A28034-46FB-45BA-8BD7-4934FFFC87C4/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://bitsandpieces.us/2008/10/22/stool-urine-and-sperm-samples/" href="http://bitsandpieces.us/2008/10/22/stool-urine-and-sperm-samples/" style="font-size: 11px;">bitsandpieces.us</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://bitsandpieces.us/2008/10/22/stool-urine-and-sperm-samples/"><DIV id="post-10020" class="post"> <H4><A title="Permanent Link to Stool, urine and sperm samples" rel="bookmark" href="http://bitsandpieces.us/2008/10/22/stool-urine-and-sperm-samples/">Stool, urine and sperm samples</A></H4> <DIV class="contentarea"> <P class="details"><SPAN class="user"><A title="Posts by Jonco" href="http://bitsandpieces.us/author/admin/">Jonco</A></SPAN> <SPAN class="date">October 22nd, 2008</SPAN></p> <P><SPAN>An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, “I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample.”</SPAN></p> <P><SPAN> </SPAN><SPAN>The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells: “WHAT?”</SPAN></p> <P><SPAN> </SPAN><SPAN>“What did he say? What’s he want?”</SPAN></p> <P><SPAN> </SPAN><SPAN>His wife yells back, “He needs your underwear.”</SPAN></p> <P><SPAN><EM><FONT color="#808080">Thanks Kris C</FONT></EM></SPAN></p> <P class="post-tags"> </p> <UL class="controls"> <LI class="more"><A rel="category tag" title="View all posts in Aging" href="http://bitsandpieces.us/category/aging/">Aging</A> , <A rel="category tag" title="View all posts in Jokes" href="http://bitsandpieces.us/category/jokes/">Jokes</A> , <A rel="category tag" title="View all posts in Medical" href="http://bitsandpieces.us/category/medical/">Medical</A> </LI> <LI class="comments"><A title="Comment on Stool, urine and sperm samples" href="http://bitsandpieces.us/2008/10/22/stool-urine-and-sperm-samples/#comments">Comments(1)</A></LI> </UL> </DIV> </DIV></blockquote><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/images/clip-icon.gif" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://bitsandpieces.us/2008/09/07/banana-split/" href="http://bitsandpieces.us/2008/09/07/banana-split/" style="font-size: 11px;">bitsandpieces.us</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://bitsandpieces.us/2008/09/07/banana-split/"><DIV id="post-7415" class="post"> <H4><A title="Permanent Link to Banana split" rel="bookmark" href="http://bitsandpieces.us/2008/09/07/banana-split/">Banana split</A></H4> <DIV class="contentarea"> <P class="details"><SPAN class="user"><A title="Posts by Jonco" href="http://bitsandpieces.us/author/admin/">Jonco</A></SPAN> <SPAN class="date">September 7th, 2008</SPAN></p> <P>A little old man shuffled slowly into the little ice cream parlor just outside of Sun City, and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.   After catching his breath he ordered a banana split.</p> <P>The waitress asked kindly, ‘Crushed nuts?’  </p> <P>‘No,’ he replied, ‘hemorrhoids’.</p> <P><EM><FONT color="#808080">Thanks Gene</FONT></EM></p> <P class="post-tags"> </p> <UL class="controls"> <LI class="more"><A rel="category tag" title="View all posts in Aging" href="http://bitsandpieces.us/category/aging/">Aging</A> , <A rel="category tag" title="View all posts in Jokes" href="http://bitsandpieces.us/category/jokes/">Jokes</A> </LI> <LI class="comments"><A title="Comment on Banana split" href="http://bitsandpieces.us/2008/09/07/banana-split/#respond">Comments(0)</A></LI> </UL> </DIV> </DIV></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/00A28034-46FB-45BA-8BD7-4934FFFC87C4/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>

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