You gotta love the Banana Bunker. This nifty gadget has all the earmarks of porn, but it's functional. All kidding aside, the Banana Bunker allows you to take the King of Fruits wherever you go with no worries about crushing, smooching, squashing or generally making a mess.

I'm talking about bananas. Now you can carry one in your bag, keep one in the car (of course it'll ripen fast if it's warm), even toss one in your briefcase. Going camping? Got bananas? The Banana Bunker completely protects your banana in a hard plastic sleeve resembling a ... well, picture a banana and you'll get the idea.

If you can keep people from laughing and telling bad jokes, this is a real weiner, er, winner. I ...

You gotta love the Banana Bunker. This nifty gadget has all the earmarks of porn, but it's functional. All kidding aside, the Banana Bunker allows you to take the King of Fruits wherever you go with no worries about crushing, smooching, squashing or generally making a mess.

I'm talking about bananas. Now you can carry one in your bag, keep one in the car (of course it'll ripen fast if it's warm), even toss one in your briefcase. Going camping? Got bananas? The Banana Bunker completely protects your banana in a hard plastic sleeve resembling a ... well, picture a banana and you'll get the idea.

If you can keep people from laughing and telling bad jokes, this is a real weiner, er, winner. I got one in every color.

For weight loss, carrying a piece or two of fruit for those "I'm starting to get hungry but it's two hours until dinner" times is a great way to get more nutrition, and stave off the cookie grab. Nature made fruit sweet for a reason.