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8-27-2009 5:58 PM
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And later that afternoon he actually saw an ostrich putting ketchup on a penguin.

Zoo Director Muckenmuch said that on average about two million people visit the 114 year-old institution annually.

He remarked that so far this year the Bronx Zoo has had a total of 917 visitors and that includes the three social workers who recently came in to give one of the older giraffes an enema.

Muckenmuck said that just this morning he was told by one of his zoo employees that he had observed two of the kangaroos fighting over who would get to eat the empty food dish.

As he looked out the window, he could clearly see one of the zoo vultures trying to put an otter between two slices of bread.

Muckenmuck said that these are not pretty pictures and that is one of the reasons why a lot of the parents are keeping their kids away from the zoo.

He lamented that it's sad to see all of these wonderful animals turning into cannibals. And the way things are going Muckenmuck says that he's af
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8-27-2009 6:04 PM
wiganfootie
8-28-2009 1:15 AM
aklimento
Muckenmuck said that tomorrow she will be letting go a rhino, a hippo, and a zippo.
So she gonna release them into society? Like judge fixed prisoners.
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